Thursday, March 29, 2007

Happy Birthday

Went to Brampton for M's bday dinner a Jack Astor's today... probably shouldn't have, as I have a paper due in CanLit on Friday and its not done... and teaching all day tomorrow and usually by the time I get home I'm tired and I don't feel much like writing essays .... but what the heck - you only get to be 7 once.

M. did a great job of playing a guitar solo on her new guitar for us - was very funny actually... when her audience got too chatty or distracted, she would play a very loud PAY ATTENTION TO ME chord and then go back to plucking single notes.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Didn't your mom ever tell you?

Didn't your mom ever tell you?
That if you can't say anything nice
Don't say anything at all?
Didn't she tell you once or twice?
I bet she did - you forgot?
Forgetting's not a crime
or is it? Well it can be
I'm afraid it is, this time.
Maybe you should count to 10
before you open your mouth and blurt
out your ill formed - thoughts?
not considering who you might hurt.
You're not bright enough to know it yet
perhaps you'll never be -
but this time, dear, I think you'll find
your words bite you, not me.

Bummer!

Monday, March 26, 2007

Happy dancing!

I'm doing my biggest bestest happy dance tonight!

The one prof from whom I am taking THREE courses this semester - who last semester gave us the ugliest exam I have ever seen (and I have seen some very ugly exams!) ...has decided to make our exams - all three of them!!!! TAKE HOME EXAMS which we will have 2 weeks to write.

Of course, that's like 18 one pagers and 6 or more essays which I will have to write (knowing his exams) - but they won't have to be all done in 3 hour sessions over the course of 2 days.

Happy, happy, joy, joy!

Monday, March 19, 2007

Frustration

In class again ...2 in a row with B. and both with quizzes ...I detest his so called quizzes with a passion - they test not our understanding of anything, but rather our ability to master the most minute and boring details of the works we read.

I can explain the poems we study, for example.... but I'm sorry - 3 weeks later, while I will still be able to tell you about the poem, and even perhaps, about the author - I will not remember which state the town mentioned in the poem is in, nor what colour so and so's hair was (unless it mattered) or .... trivia... it's all just trivia.... and even if I wanted to, my brain just does not work that way.

Wouldn't be so bad but for the fact that the weighting of them is so very high... I suck at multiple choice at the best of times - to have them worth 40% hurts!

he's lecturing now; gotta go :(

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

In Class

Samuel Taylor Coleridge today ...not one of my particular favourites - although some of his work is not SO bad... but really, Christabel did nothing for me.... I have no use whatsoever for vampires, for starters.

Having a much better week - got a whole whack of ~stuff~ done - things I've been putting off. Did the paperwork re: Sudbury for fall, and started the process re: applying for permission to do the Honours Essay thing... haven't made much progress with papers yet - all Jess' fault! But much better able to focus on stuff now... got my reading all caught up, and after class today will start working on the papers I need to get done ... 2 of them just need drafts, 1 needs to be DONE and ready to hand in by Monday... I'm off at 2 today and all day tomorrow though, so should be able to get at least a good start on things tonight/tomorrow.

Talked to the Leacock Festival people, and volunteered re: doing media coverage for it - offered to write daily articles - review the events each day and provide info re: the next day.... I'm excited about it - would give me a great reason to attend all the events again (which I really enjoyed last year) - and hang out with the authors - and assuming the paper goes for it - will also contribute to my 'track record'

Seminar starting and prof coming to sit behind me ... gotta go

Friday, March 02, 2007

How to Get Published and Survive as an Author

Step One – sign up for email notices of coming events offered by the Canadian Writers’ Union. When you receive your invitation to attend the full day workshop in a city near you, sign up. You’ll want to do this quickly, as space is limited, and all eight workshops offered in the first half of 2007 were completely sold out.

Step Two – show up well rested and ready to learn, to ask questions, and to network with your fellow writers. Business cards with your email address would be an excellent idea: bring some.

The Toronto workshop was held on Tuesday, February 27, 2007 at the Textile Museum of Canada. Participants included published, unpublished, and emerging authors – those are the ones who have had one or two works published, usually with smaller presses, but who haven’t yet met the threshold at which one is able to begin applying for the various government grants which are available to Canadian writers. Where one fit in this continuum was immaterial to the presenters – the prevailing attitude was that each person in attendance was already a writer and would be published.

The presenters included Deborah Windsor, Executive Director of the Canadian Writers’ Union; Merilyn Simonds, author of twelve books including The Convict Lover, which was a finalist for the Governor General’s Award; and Ken McGoogan, award winning author of creative non-fiction novels including Ancient Mariner, a biography of Samuel Hearne. Each of the presenters was personable, well prepared and knowledgeable, and all were available for questions, both formally during the question periods provided, and informally, during well-timed breaks.

Topics addressed during the morning included an overview of the landscape of the publishing, bookselling and grant processes in Canada, the impact of technology such as the Internet and print on demand, and the relationships between publishers, editors and writers. Afternoon sessions focused not on the book, but rather on the writer. These included dealing with the daily grind of writing, and making it less of a grind by purchasing an ergonomically suitable chair and stretching regularly, generating income while waiting for one’s big break – and building a track record in the process, maximizing available tax benefits, and the importance of negotiating reasonable publishing contracts – and of seeking advice before one signs on the dotted line rather than after. The Canadian Writers’ Union is available to assist both members and non-members with this process, but is often not called for advice until the contract has already been signed, and can not be changed.

In addition to the wealth of practical information which was presented during the course of the day, participants were provided with a variety of booklets published by the Writers’ Union. The materials alone were worth the price of admission, which, thanks to a grant provided by the Government of Canada’s Book Publishing Industry Development Program (BPIDP) was only $45. Practical and useful information from people with real experience, a great lunch, and best of all, an opportunity to spend a full day in the company of other aspiring authors and to be regarded as a professional writer: these are the components which ensured the success of the Canadian Writers’ Union workshop “How to Get Published and Survive as an Author.”